Royal Hiney will be at Costco in Mission Valley in San Diego this Friday for the Childrens Miracle Network. It starts at 10AM, so come visit us at our booth and introduce yourself and get some free product! See you there!
God Save the Queen
Stretch Mark Cream
April 21, 2009
Be gone old marks of stretch. Return to thee thy skin of a fair maiden princess. Royal Hiney’s God Save the Queen anti-stretch mark cream has been clinically tested and proven to reduce the appearance of stretch marks by 72%. Apply liberally to thy Majesty’s ever-expanding belly - or anywhere else you feel particularly plump. [...]
Posted in default | No Comments »
Baby Posh Wash
Bodywash
So you think you can become an heir with a stinky derriére? Give thyself instant panache by bathing in Baby Posh Wash. Gentle, sulfate free, and 100% hypoallergenic Baby Posh Wash will have your highness sparkling clean and ruling your kingdom in no time. 10 oz.
Price: $14.50
Add to cart
Posted in default | No Comments »
Baby Body Butter
Body Lotion
Thou shall not take the throne with skin like a fl aky scone. Drench thee in Royal Hiney’s Baby Body Butter. Ultra mild and gentle, this lotion will leave your little sprog’s skin blissfully soft. 10 oz.
Price: $15.50
Add to cart
Posted in default | No Comments »
Royal Crackle Spackle
Diaper Rash Cream
Is your little one’s bum in need of repair? Spackle that crack quickly and effi ciently with Royal Crackle Spackle. The only putty that stays where you put it. This ultra thick Zinc based Nappy Rash Cream is the answer to your little bugger’s broke down bum. 4 oz.
Price: $15.50
Add to cart
Posted in default | No Comments »